July 2012
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I saw a moth fly infront of me.
My immediate reaction was pick up my keyboard and hit it with it. I’m glad I paused to think.
Coroner: My question is, How did she come to have sex with the dead man?
Dante: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?
Randal: So the casket fell over, big deal!
Dante: HER FUCKING BODY FELL OUT!
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My eyes are twitching like crazy today!
I wish it they would fuck it up!
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Holy shitballs!
Steve Harris is bringing out a solo album! (Founder of Iron Maiden for all those not in the know)
For more info check out this article!
