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convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
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Decided to go for a bath because I've been cold...
Then I remeberd to check my radiator. It ends it the bloody thing needed bled again. So thats that mystery solved. But fuck I’m still going for a bath!
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper